I probably have more friends than anyone. Anyone who sees things my way is my friend. If your opinion differs then you cease to be my friend. So let's not talk so that we can remain friends longer.
16 August 2015
07 August 2015
7/August/2015
Expect me to respond to you exactly.
For instance:
Her: "Hey do you mind if I borrow this really quick?" Reaches down for whatever...
Me: "YES."
Her: "Uh..."
There are probably twenty scenarios in which I really do mind.
What I need is:
Her: "May I borrow your Scripto .5 fountain pen to write a note?"
instead.
05 August 2015
05/August/2015
How to love your ten year old son.
Often you tell me you love me and I don't seem to care.
It is not true.
It is just not acceptable input.
Do you want to show affection?
Bring me a paperclip that you twisted up into something original.
Give it to me.
Say: "I thought you might like this."
Smile.
Walk away.
Don't touch my shoulder as you go... I know you want to.
But watch as I invent 5,000 new things with that very paperclip.
Tomorrow we need to go buy more paperclips.
Next week you will hate paperclips.
But I will know that you love me.
Often you tell me you love me and I don't seem to care.
It is not true.
It is just not acceptable input.
Do you want to show affection?
Bring me a paperclip that you twisted up into something original.
Give it to me.
Say: "I thought you might like this."
Smile.
Walk away.
Don't touch my shoulder as you go... I know you want to.
But watch as I invent 5,000 new things with that very paperclip.
Tomorrow we need to go buy more paperclips.
Next week you will hate paperclips.
But I will know that you love me.
05/August/2015
It's OK if I don't want to go outside. I'm four hours in to studying how the various pieces of my Legos can be rearranged. It may take four more hours.
05/August/2015
I don't like looking at what I'm looking at. I will just put my hands over my ears until it goes away.
19 July 2015
19/July/2015
I'm not looking you in the eye because I don't trust you. I don't trust you. I'm not looking you in the eye. They're not related. They just are.
16 July 2015
15 July 2015
10 July 2015
10/July/2015
I could read at the age of three and then that's all I wanted to do for twelve years straight.
01 July 2015
1/July/2015
I have no idea what you are talking about...
I have no idea what you are talking about...
I have no idea what you are talking about...
OH! Did you just mention hydrodynamics? Wow! I love hydrodynamics! Did you know the narrow bore, often called a capillary tube, is dipped into a liquid. If the liquid “wets” the tube (with zero contact angle), the liquid surface inside the tube forms a concave meniscus, which is a virtually spherical surface having the same radius, r, as the inside of the tube?
I have no idea what you are talking about...
I have no idea what you are talking about...
OH! Did you just mention hydrodynamics? Wow! I love hydrodynamics! Did you know the narrow bore, often called a capillary tube, is dipped into a liquid. If the liquid “wets” the tube (with zero contact angle), the liquid surface inside the tube forms a concave meniscus, which is a virtually spherical surface having the same radius, r, as the inside of the tube?
30 June 2015
29 June 2015
26 June 2015
26/June/2015
When you touch me in the same spot three times I cringe. Actually, when you touch me at all really.
25 June 2015
22 June 2015
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